Hello!  I am a soon-to-be-30 year old expectant mum.  Our daughter is due on 14th February 2016 and she will be our first child.  I have taken to blogging after noticing a bucketload of negativity towards the whole pregnancy, childbirth, newborn thing.  I hope to be able to vent my frustrations in a sometimes humourous, mildly offensive way so as to not let these frustrations out in real life (much less carnage and shouting involved).  I am, apparently surprisingly, looking forward to being a mum and so am doing my best to shove my fingers in my ears and sing ‘la la la laaa’ to the people who have taken it upon themselves as the bringers of doom.


I started another blog during our attempts to get pregnant with PCOS.  It started well, but wouldn’t you know it I managed to get pregnant on the first round of Clomid so it sort of died a death.  If that might be something that could interest you though, here it is: Bone Idle Ovaries

From time to time I may stray away from the topic of motherhood, seeing as it is not the be all and end all of life (shit…did she just say that?!).  I am a nomadic expat with a love of animals, the countryside, manners and common sense.  Some of my posts may wander off into those territories.  We will see…

I can be found on Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest.  Feel free to stalk!  It makes me feel loved.



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